[A]Custom Welcome message

[Mac Daddy Cool]

All headers

<script>
var nGuest='Guest message';
var nMember='Member message';

var td=document.getElementsByTagName('td');
if(td[2].innerHTML.match(/welcome/i)){
document.write('<div align="center">'+nGuest+'</div>');
}
if(td[2].innerHTML.match(/hey/i)){
document.write('<div align="center">'+nMember+'</div>');
}
</script>

Adds customizable welcome text to the main page.
Edit:
var nGuest='Guest message';
var nMember='Member message';